Just Asking

Where are all the news stories wondering if the Republican Party is in disarray, rebelling against its leadership over the Wall Street bailout fiasco? If these were the Democrats....

Confused

So I just finished running some errands: I went to Wal-Mart, the liquor store and gassed up my car. Now I don't know whether to feel guilty or patriotic.

Just Asking

I know we are all supposed to have the memories and attention span of a toaster oven, but in light of this financial meltdown I was just curious if anyone knows how that economic stimulus package worked out.

The $700 Billion Question

Here's a plan for that $700 billion: Let's use it to help pay the mortgages for everyone who defaulted because they were conned into payments they couldn't afford. Then all that bad paper the banks are holding have value again and people actually get houses. I know, it doesn't pour tax money directly into the pockets of the bankers who got us into this mess, but can't we just tell them that a rising tide raises all boats?

Owning AIG

Now that I'm a co-owner of a big insurance company, my first order of business is to lower my health-care premiums. My second order of business is to fire all the clowns that ran our company into the ground. Do I hear a second?

Headlines We'd Like To See

McCain Was For Deregulation Before He Was Against It

Questions, Questions, Questions

Since mainstream journalists seem to have trouble coming up with serious political questions, and since the presidential campaign seems to be about character, here are a couple they could ask John McCain. No attribution neccesary.

You talk a lot about your strength of character and integrity. What does it say about your character and integrity that you repeatedly cheated on your first wife?

You talk a lot about leadership, serving in the military, and your time as a POW. What specific leadership roles did you serve in the Navy? How the Navy feel about you crashing those two aircraft and running a third one into some power lines before you went to Vietnam?